MARKET CLOSE BRIEFING · No. 26
Prepared for Nicholas Thomas · Friday, September 25, 2026 · 4:00 p.m. ET
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Prepared for Nicholas Thomas · Friday, September 25, 2026 · 4:00 p.m. ET
Read articleAMD finished at a trillion dollars, on two feeds that disagree by seventeen cents. The S&P 500 is sworn in; the Dow and the Nasdaq closed on a single feed each. And one outlet called the session a record while another called it a three-month high, with both feeds' own fields putting a higher level inside the year.
Read articleNicholas Thomas on the stories under this morning's headlines: a producer-price report that's hot on its first digit and soft on its third, a central bank that raised rates while calling the problem a supply shock, the copper miners breaking on the same morning oil made a new high, two retailers who booked tariff refunds and got fined for the quarter without one, China's AI-chip prices rising because of a memory shortage Beijing can't fix.
Read articleNicholas Thomas on a session where the bond market graded Scott Bessent twice in two hours and gave him one of each; where Apple ended a foldable price row by picking the falsifier to the dollar; where the country's largest insurer was sold to the low and bought back to nearly flat on a headline this desk should have found by noon; where a fintech bought a bank charter and a sponsor bank lost a fifth of its value before lunch; where Cooper's board decided not to sell and the stock decided for it
Read articleNicholas Thomas on the stories under the headlines at 1:30 PM: a spread that says the war premium just became everyone's problem, a dealer community whose balance sheets are full of AI paper on the day the Treasury sells 10-years, a memory stock that hit the falsifier and then rallied through it, an Intel morning-after that never came, UnitedHealth down 5 percent on a list of reasons that means nobody knows, Apple pricing phones in real time — and a correction about the EIA report, at full size.
Read articleNicholas Thomas on four stories that moved the tape while everyone was still arguing about payrolls — the Truth Social post that didn't move the odds an inch, the sovereign fund that proved Lily's morning thesis before lunch, the credit-score order this desk promised a receipt for at 9:10, and the memory stock that stayed fifty dollars clear of its line. Plus the small caps that reversed a 1.4% open, three rows graded live, and two corrections to my own first draft, at full size.
Read articleBest Session of the Week on Half a Sentence, the Morning's Fines Got Partly Appealed by the Bell, Dell Turned Out to Have Been Paid Far More Than This Desk Printed — and Tomorrow at 8:30 the Only Witness Who Hasn't Spoken Takes the Stand.
Read articleWaller Blinked and the Whole Board Moved: Hike Odds Fell 15 Points, Gold Ripped, and the Fear Ranking This Desk Has Printed for a Week Just Inverted. Also: HPE Beat, Raised Everything, and Got Fined 7% Anyway — and Nvidia Bought Hugging Face for $12.9 Billion.
Read articleWednesday opens with the desk's scoreboard already moving
Read article### Half a day into the worst month and September has already graded three of our homework assignments. The ten o'clock data came in two flavors of uncomfortable:
Read articleMonday opens coiled — not calm, coiled; a market that's stopped arguing and started waiting, which is a different kind of quiet.
Read articleThe speech landed and it was neither of the two things the market rehearsed for — it was both at once: long-run AI optimism delivered by a chair who, in the same twenty minutes, said inflation shows no meaningful improvement, called rates the Fed's predominant tool, and watched September hike odds jump to a coin flip.
Read articleThe morning after the audit, everything is green and loud: Nvidia up six and a half percent premarket, Micron riding the $160 billion confession, an Amazon deal for two million more GPUs, a reported $13 billion run at Hugging Face.
Read article### Four hours to the audit, and the countdown has eaten the tape
Read articleNight two of the memory trial began overnight, eight thousand miles from the courtroom.
Read articleThe Memory Crash and the 2 P.M. Sanctions Both Answer to It.
Read article*Episode 18: the most interesting story this morning isn't Walmart's fine
Read articleTwo stories in the Monday tape, and neither is on the front page. The first is on the courthouse steps: all four of this week's retail defendants are drifting lower the day before trial, while six sell-side firms — including the bear — raised Target's price target this morning. The second is bigger and stranger. The two heaviest stocks on the losing side of today's tape, Meta and Microsoft, are both being taxed for the same crime: their stories got audited.
Read articleI keep a list of the days this bull market died. The obituaries were all confident, well-written, and wrong — and the pattern behind them is the single most valuable thing this desk knows.
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